Laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state


LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

 
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
 

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
 

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

 
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
 

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!


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